And before you want to go ahead and say, “oh, well there’s always next year.”  I don’t want to hear that.  You were trying to clown me and I don’t appreciate it one bit.  Besides, I don’t even like Mario games.  So take that.

If you would’ve said something along the lines of a knight’s armor or soldier’s uniform you might have had me.  Your brazen attempt to get me to buy your left-over Haloween costumes just proved to me how little you really know me… I’m cancelling Prime.

  • This article was updated on July 24th, 2021

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